Saturday
Sep252010
Baby's First Joke
Saturday, September 25, 2010 at 8:34AMWhy did the tomato blush?
Wait for it...wait for it...
"He saw the salad dressing"
Taken at the Aquatennial Riverfest at Mill Ruins Park in the Mill District of Minneapolis.
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